A co-commentary sketch
Only an
Excuse Me
Six incidents. One moustache. Try not to get the pair of you taken off air.
Rude cartoon commentary for adults. Original teams, an invented anchor, and daft incidents only. Not a television programme.
Fair enough. The pies will keep. Come back when you can legally share a gantry with Big Shug.
Big Shug's gantry
Only an Excuse Me
I'm Big Shug. You're the co-comm. Don't get us dragged off.
Partick Emotional v Edinburgh Apology
You are beside Big Shug. Six incidents, ten seconds each. Exactly one line is patter, one is radio filler, and one gets you taken off air. Silence counts as filler. Then you read three classified results: the pause with room for a pie is the one that scores.
Classified results
Tap the pause that is long enough for a pie on each result; get all three and you earn one extra patter.